1) "We get the prizes cheap because they're stolen"2) "The actual retail price of the retirement watch CBS gave me... $17.95!"
3) "Before we give them away, I personally try out every hot tub"
4) "Slip daddy some cash and the Showcase Showdown wheel lands wherever you want"
5) "Sleeping until noon and playing golf all day? Come on down!"
6) "Howie Mandel may be a younger game show host, but at least I still have hair"
7) "I only wish Regis were alive to see this"
8) "On my last show I'm going to tell people, 'Go neuter yourselves' "
9) "I'm not only a game show host -- I'm also Spider-Man"
10) "Some older people have the good sense to retire... unlike Letterman"
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