Top Ten Newspaper Headlines In 2007

10. "Streisand Announces A Farewell Tour.
9. "Al Gore Replaces James Brown As Godfather Of Soul.
8. "Dick Clark Rings In New Year On July 4th 'Just In Case.
7. "Larry King Still Looks Like An Owl.
6. "P. Diddy Announces New Name Change To 'Sally.
5. "Madonna Adopts Kevin Federline.
4. "Stallone To Start Filming 'Rocky Balboa II: Rocky VII.
3. "Trump Buys 'The View,' Fires Rosie.
2. "Crisis In Iraq Over: Angelina Jolie Adopts The Whole Country
1. "Letterman And Oprah To Wed"