FUNNY SIGNS

Don't let worries kill you- let the church help.

• Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
• The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
• The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
• Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
• The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
  

Ohio State beats Georgetown 67-60

GO BUCKS !!!!

What a game even with Oden on the bench for most of the game the scarlet and gray machine did it. Congratulations BUCKS !!!!

Bad Computer Day

I came into work this morning about 6:30 and booted up my laptop and from the very start the day went down hill. I was on the phone for almost 2 hours with the IT department trying to figure out what my stupid laptop was doing. I almost flung it out the window however my window doesn't open. After the laptop fiasco I was unable to get my office phone to stop forwarding all of my calls to my cell phone so I called IT again and spent another hour getting that taken care of. I just love electronics. SOMEONE HELP !!!!!!!!!!

Today In History

1958 - The U.S. announced a plan to explore space near the moon. 1964 - An earthquake in Alaska killed 114 people and registered 8.4 on the Richter Scale. 1968 - Yuri Gagarin, the first man to orbit the earth, died in a plane crash. 1976 - Washington, DC, opened its subway system. 1977 - About 570 people died when a KLM 747 and a Pan Am 747 collided with each other on a foggy runway on the Canary Island of Tenerife. 1985 - Billy Dee Williams received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1988 - The U.S. Senate ratified the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. 1989 - The U.S. anti-missile satellite failed the first test in space. 1992 - Police in Philadelphia, PA, arrested a man with AIDS on charges that he may have infected several hundred teenage boys with HIV through sexual relations. 1993 - In China, Communist Party leader Jiang Zemin was appointed President. 1995 - Maurizo Gucci was shot to death outside his office in Milan. 1997 - Russian workers, nearly 2 million, held a nationwide strike to protest unpaid wages. 1997 - In Australia, Governor-General William Deane signed a bill to overturn a 1996 Northern Territory act to legalize assisted suicides. The 1996 act was the first in the world to permit assisted suicides. 1997 - Dexter King met with James Earl Ray. Ray was in prison for the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King. Dexter King believes that Ray had nothing to do with the assassination. 1998 - In the U.S., the FDA approved the prescription drug Viagra. It was the first pill for male impotence. 1998 - Top civilian aircraft makers in France, Spain, Germany and Britain agreed to create single European aerospace and defense company. 1998 - Ax-wielders killed at least 52 people in southern Algeria, most of which were toddlers. 2002 - Rodney Dangerfield received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 2004 - NASA successfully launched an unpiloted X-43A jet that hit Mach 7 (about 5,000 mph).

BUCKS WIN 92 to 76

They did it, what an exciting game well what I was able to see of it. After setting up at the church we were singing at on Saturday evening I heard yelling and clapping coming from the nursery I went to investigate and several of the church members were watching the last few moments of the game. We all almost missed the start of the service.

GO BUCKS !!!!!!!

Global Warming ??????

GIVE IT UP AL !!!!!!!!

I think your brains are getting too warm, you are in for a melt down. Go home to your BIG house pack up some clothes, gas up the SUV and get out of town while there's still time. I wouldn't want to see you spontaniously combust. Oh by the way take Tipper and all of your other cronies with you, I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year.

The Home Of The Brave and the Free

Abraham Lincoln


"Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object. This, our Convention understood to be the most oppressive of all Kingly oppressions; and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us." (Italics Lincoln's; Speech August 26, 1852)

My Birthday

Well today is my 43rd birthday, do I feel older? I can't tell yet, if you ask my wife and kids they will tell you I look older. But here's a little secret my wife is older than I am.